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 <div>Because it barked at me!<br /><br />Okay, it actually bleated and it&#39;s a damned good thing because I almost chopped it in pieces with the big mower. I didn&#39;t take that photo (it&#39;s from a free photo stock place) but it looked much like this except a much more caramel brown. It stood about 8 inches high and I know because I got a damned good look at it before it knocked itself into the rail fence a few times, falling back down each time.<br /><br />I was mowing, minding my own business with the temps in the 90s and humidity near 100%. Partially heat-stuplified, I heard this bark-bleat and thought it was the mower deck going out. I slammed on the brakes and all of a sudden Baby sort of jumped up out of her hiding spot -- right where I was getting ready to mow.<br /><br />She tried to get up but her legs weren&#39;t used to standing or walking. She was still in that &quot;just from the womb&quot; wobbly stage. She started at me, shaking and I stared at her, almost spilling my whiskey &amp; diet coke.<br /><br />Then, flight took over and she turned to run but there was a rail fence in her way. Only being a baby, she was not smart enough to know that rail fences don&#39;t &quot;give&quot; like prairie grass. <em>SLAM!</em><br /><br />She fell over. I almost fell over just watching. Damn, that had to hurt. Up she jumps again and <em>BAM!</em> right into the rail fence. <br /><br />How many head-slams does it take to learn that a rail won&#39;t give? Two. Because on the third try, she decided to go between the rails.<br /><br />I was so freaked out, thinking I had caused her to injure herself, that I turned the rig around and put it up under the front shed of the old barn. I walked back to see if she was injured beyond repair (meaning she&#39;d be dinner) but she was gone. Just as well!<br /></div>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <p>Reading <a href="http://redzilla.vox.com/" class="enclosure-inline-user" at:enclosure="inline-user" at:user-xid="6p00c2252570aaf219" at:screen-name="Redzilla" at:delegate="people-connect" at:user-pic="http://up2.vox.com/6a00c2252570aaf21900f48ce0c5330002-75si" >Redzilla</a>&#39;s <a href="http://redzilla.vox.com/library/post/petite-flower-of-kansas-womanhood.html">post</a> brought to mind a few things.</p><p>&quot;goggles?&quot;</p><p>When we sharpen blades on the brush hog, I&#39;m wearing shorts and a cami -- maybe shoes. My &quot;protection&quot; is using my foot to hold them rather than my arm -- who wants to be blinded by an asbestos grinder sending up sparks?</p><p>Of course I have lots of scars... </p>
    
    
    

    
    
    
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Another: we used mules to power old farm equipment like discs? My dad would have me ride on top of them for added weight -- those things aren&#39;t covered. Who puts their baby-girl on top of &quot;scaffolding&quot; inches away from rows of steel discs similar to circular saws? My old man.</p><p>The disc harrower to left is like...a toy or something but it shows the discs to which I refer.</p><p>I typed up a post about some ball bearings getting busted out of their casing house on the mower deck but Vox ate it. It&#39;s my fault. I shouldn&#39;t trust them (copy something before posting, just in case!).</p><p>I started to rewrite it but didn&#39;t have time.&#160; It&#39;s not exciting or anything and you kind of have to hear me tell stories of rural life to enjoy the agile use of accents-locales. At any rate, her story of power tools and such reminded me of riding on top of bucking farm equipment designed to break things much harder than my head.</p><p></p><p><br /> <div><br /></div></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>&quot;On the fourth day...</title>   
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        <blockquote><p>MT cut the asparagus.&quot;<br /></p></blockquote><p><br />When I wasn&#39;t trying to fit in a week&#39;s worth of home-cleaning -<em><span style="font-size: 0.8em;">failing</span></em> into one day along with the charity H4H stool thing and writers workshop, I decided to cook a pot of beans. My father came to me and said the asparagus needed cut so, I ran out and did that, too. <em><span style="font-size: 0.8em;">-I&#39;m a good doobie</span>...<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">and he&#39;s Pa Kettle</span></em></p><p>•For city-folk, here&#39;s how asparagus grows (in spring, later it grows up over my head and gets all feathery-looking).<br />
    
    
    

    
    
    

    
    
    
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Cut it with a bit left sticking out of the ground. 
    
    
    
</p><p>Then, take your &quot;mess of asparagus&quot;<em><span style="font-size: 0.8em;">don&#39;t know if that term is used
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Particularly in our area (perhaps everywhere), there are these
    
    
    

    
    
    

    
    
    
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 wee black things on some stalks of asparagus; they&#39;re bug eggs or something and they&#39;re really stuck on well. It&#39;s better to cut them off or toss the whole thing, as shown.</p><p>Cleaned and ready to cook: I like to cut mine down farther but it ruins the &quot;prettiness&quot; of the whole stalks so, I stopped taking shots there.</p><p></p><p>•And here&#39;s the state of the herbs (and lettuce):<br /><div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d09e55a277be2b00f48d13d8010001 6a00d09e55a277be2b00e398f6c34e0005 6a00d09e55a277be2b00e398f6b2fe0004 6a00d09e55a277be2b00f48cf52a9f0003 6a00d09e55a277be2b00f48d13d8120001 6a00d09e55a277be2b00e398f6b3130004" at:format="strip-horizontal" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-strip enclosure-strip-horizontal"  style="text-align: center;">
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<br /> <div>ps: I watched <u>Iron Man</u>, too. Much like the service, &quot;MT does more before 10 AM than most people do all day.&quot;<br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>poultry walk</title>   
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It was so beautiful on Saturday that I went out wearing gym shorts, a t-shirt and Wellies (very mucky) and walked down to the county road to get the mail. It was so beautiful on the way back that once I got to the top of the valley, I went down the other side to the back creek.</p><p>Along my way, I passed the flock of chickens who were merrily scratching and pecking around the back pasture up by the old barn. Remember, these chickens weren’t raised by a mama hen. I’m the mama and they’re very spoiled. While adults, they still think they’re babies. <em><span style="font-size: 0.8em;">-see George when she <strong>was</strong> a baby?</span></em></p><p>I entered the back pasture and they started to follow -- this is normal. I ignored them and walked on. By the time I reached the other side of the pasture and entered the woods, they were still with me -- this is not normal. As chickens, they should have <em>some</em> in-built sense of preservation. Coyotes, bobcats and more live in the woods. I tried to shoosh them back -- they watched my arms flying around with curiosity, not clucks nor flapping of wings. <br /><blockquote><p>“What’s the big, featherless chicken doing?”<br /></p></blockquote><br />I tried out-running them. “Pat, pat, patpatpatpatpat.” The pitter-patter of tiny feet pounded the mud behind me. I gave up and ignored them as I continued my walk, which took me to a spot covered in deer hair where a pack of coyotes brought down a deer. It was a pack, I believe, because there was nothing left but hairs -- no tendons, no hooves. Ah, well. Time to take the babies back.</p>
    
    
    

    
    
    
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As I broke out of the forest into the pasture-land. My father had seen me from their deck and called. <br /><blockquote><p>“You got some stragglers, there.”<br /></p></blockquote><br />Yup. Instead of herding them to bed, I just walked to the door, pointed my finger and said, “Go to bed.” They did.&#160; Sweet babies <em><span style="font-size: 0.8em;">-they taste good, too </span></em></p><p>&#160;
    
    
    

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    <entry>
        <title>Oh, keep your shirt on!; a rant</title>   
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        <p>My t-shirts are looking gross so, I bought a couple of &quot;Farm Aid&quot; t-shirts to replace. <em><span style="font-size: 0.8em;">-yes I made sure they were American-made and printed...I&#39;ll just hope they&#39;re from cotton grown in the US by some relatives but who&#39;s kidding whom?</span></em> I had one that says &quot;stop factory farming&quot; from a different org.&#160; One where you can adopt farm animals that were &quot;liberated&quot; from places that neglected them.&#160; Farm aid is for family farmers and I noticed one thing, after perusing their site, I came up with jack-shit for MO.&#160; They help IL and IA but not us?&#160; Meh.&#160; Anyway, maybe nobody kicks in much from MO.&#160; Sadly, MO is home to plenty factory farms : (</p>
    
    
    

    
    
    

    
    
    
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I&#39;m not so much into it from the &quot;PETA&quot; side as I am for health/ hygiene/ food source and &quot;small company&quot; vs. large corporation side.&#160; I&#39;m a farmer&#39;s daughter, niece and granddaughter.&#160; Several uncles ran family farms (as their #1 income) and the only money I made prior to working &quot;out&quot; in the world (at 15 at a DQ some 30 miles from my home as it was the closest place to get a job back then) was through buying a couple of calves in early spring and caring for them until autumn when I sold them at sale barn.&#160; I made very little if you look at the work put in, special medical things (not often but they can arise), extra food beyond pasture-grazing?&#160; Let&#39;s say $200 for 9 months of work and then you take out the extra expenses means NOT a big profit. And so it goes for people who can only run 200 head compared to factory farms that over-medicate, feed animals other animals ground up, have unsanitary conditions, the animals are held in cages and never roam or graze or breath fresh air...This is something I have first-hand experience with and it means a lot to me.&#160; <em><span style="font-size: 0.8em;">-I&#39;m watching, note the lovely furrow-wrinkle I&#39;m developing?&#160; </span></em></p><p>It can be different but it means consumers MUST buy from &quot;farmer&#39;s markets&quot; where they&#39;ve investigated the farms where the meat comes from, etc.&#160; It&#39;s work.&#160; People just want to have some hamburger helper but they&#39;re poisoning themselves and their children with bad meat all the while supporting a system of corporate welfare.</p><p>I&#39;ve heard what&#39;s economically &quot;wrong&quot; with family farms vs. factory farms.&#160; I guess it&#39;s all about profit.&#160; In short (and with my understanding because I&#39;m obviously not of this opinion), it would be like setting us back to pre-Industrial Revolution days.&#160; That wasn&#39;t so good for a lot of folks.&#160; My family, on the other hand did just fine what with growing our own food...My mother&#39;s family didn&#39;t do quite as well as they didn&#39;t grow their own.&#160; They did things like renting out the front porch to itinerant workers as a place to sleep (boards under their backs and a roof between them and the sky) or opening up the &quot;front room&quot; as a diner.&#160; Hey, you&#39;re cooking anyway, may as well feed anybody with money and a rumble in their bellies.&#160; Being Jewish, they also did mitzvahs of feeding those who couldn&#39;t pay but requested those who could work to do a little something, even if it was only sweeping the front porch whilst those workers were away for the day or shelling hully-pods.</p><p>I&#39;m not looking at spreadsheets.&#160; History is written by the victor, so you&#39;ll excuse my jaded view of stats codified by those who choose to dole out checks to massive multi-national corporations that have been shifting manpower away from the US to other countries and selling the same products to other countries at lower rates than they sell to us.&#160; When said companies receive these checks (or incentives as &quot;relief&quot; from paying taxes on all that land, all that caged meat, all that property), do you think they put it right into their megalofarms?</p><p>No.&#160; They put it in the golden parachute fund for their CEO in case they need to give him the boot in 6 months because he was caught doing insider-trading or fiddling with a fourteen year old.&#160; They send it abroad to lease more land to hire more workers there -- these companies are diversified.&#160; They aren&#39;t just infecting meat here, they&#39;re making paper in Germany, too.</p><p>Do <strong>not</strong> tell me that the factory farms are better-investigated because we all know that&#39;s bullshit.&#160; Pardon the pun.</p><p>I get uppity about family farms.&#160; It&#39;s emotionally wrenching.&#160; My countryside is being chopped apart to build &quot;new little cities&quot; (urban sprawl) for people who are indebted for everything they &quot;own&quot; when a nice little fixer-upper was to be had in a city that was made grand by their grandparents.&#160; &quot;Use it up, use it up!&#160; Indebt ourselves to pay corporations for the privilege of their shoddy goods!&quot;&#160; Apparently, this is the New American Dream.<br /><em><span style="font-size: 0.8em;">-and the old way is going the way of the dinosaurs and I&#39;m but a wooly mammoth caught chewing my cud...they&#39;ll study me one day.&#160; I mean aliens because I&#39;m just the first to go.</span></em><br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>chicks</title>   
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        <p><em><span style="font-size: 0.8em;">-I know my &quot;chick noise&quot; is annoying...pay attention and you&#39;ll hear they respond to it.&#160; When they&#39;re older, they&#39;ll follow me when I say &quot;chick, chick.&quot;</span><br /></em>
    
    
    





        






    
    
    





        





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